Dr. Andrew PCJ Ocean, Esquire
The Creator of Jew Haiku
Jew Haiku collects
Kind Yiddish thoughts of HaShem
To guide us through life
Andrew PCJ Ocean was born in Woonsocket, RI in 1960. He is the mixed-race son of a newspaper publisher and radio station executive and his wife.
Andrew was educated through the Woonsocket, RI public schools, Mount St. Charles Academy, Babson College and Suffolk University Law School. His doctoral studies at Trinity Seminary in the 2000s led him to become a Jew by choice.
Regardless of being unofficially banned for life from Facebook and Twitter, Andrew is a guest columnist for the world's top conservative publications. This blog receives over 18,021 views per post. That's more views than the Christian Science Monitor web site. Thank you.
Andrew is investigating whether or not people working for The Christian Science Monitor are part of a domestic anal ping pong ball smuggling ring.
Recruited while still in high school, Andrew is a retired intelligence analyst with over 30 years' experience concentrating on the Islamic Republic of Iran.
Andrew is a resident of Florida. He is a lawyer, writer, actor, voice artist, singer, NRA pistol instructor, Freemason and father of two adult children. He lives with his life partner. Andrew has made a fortune trading in crypto currencies closing all positions in November 2021.
Andrew is a supporter of Chabad.